Stare Dad

dad,i cant go to sleep why? because you raped me... it's because i love you...

dad,i cant go to sleep why? because you raped me... it's because i love you...  Stare Dad

Dad! Corn is magical!! Why is that? It's whole again! Your poop too?

Dad! Corn is magical!! Why is that? It's whole again! Your poop too?  Stare Dad

DADDY DADDY, WHY CAN'T I USE THE BATHROOM? Here we go again.. What? BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

DADDY DADDY, WHY CAN'T I USE THE BATHROOM? Here we go again.. What? BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT  Stare Dad

Can I Get A Xbox? We have a PS3 you don't need a Xbox Mum sold it. SHE DID WHAT!

Can I Get A Xbox? We have a PS3 you don't need a Xbox Mum sold it. SHE DID WHAT!  Stare Dad

Dad, there's some girl talking about her tits on Facebook! Have you commented creepy innuendos? no... GET THAT SHIT DONE!

Dad, there's some girl talking about her tits on Facebook! Have you commented creepy innuendos? no... GET THAT SHIT DONE!  Stare Dad

Dad, I found a baby in the dumpster! Throw it in the microwave. For how long? 5 minutes.

Dad, I found a baby in the dumpster! Throw it in the microwave. For how long?
 5 minutes.  Stare Dad

Dad, Dad! Have you seen our dog, Sparky? No. Are you hungry? A little. Why? We're having Chinese food.

Dad, Dad! Have you seen our dog, Sparky?  No. Are you hungry? A little. Why? We're having Chinese food.  Stare Dad

Dad, can we go camping? Blaaaaaaaargh wh...what I'm not dad, I'm Nigel Thornberry

Dad, can we go camping? Blaaaaaaaargh wh...what I'm not dad, I'm Nigel Thornberry  Stare Dad

Dad!! There's a dead body in the basement! I know. .....what? YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!

Dad!! There's a dead body in the basement! I know.  .....what? YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!  Stare Dad

Dad!!!! what... would you hit someone with glasses? not in the face.

Dad!!!! what... would you hit someone with glasses?  not in the face.  Stare Dad
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