Stare Dad

Mr. Mayor, the mission burns! the zombies are marching, they close.. ... Sorry, you were saying?

Mr. Mayor, the mission burns!  the zombies are marching, they close.. ...  Sorry, you were saying?  Stare Dad

Dad! I just saw the boogeyman in my closet! Go back to bed But dad... RAPE TIME!!!!!

Dad! I just saw the boogeyman in my closet! Go back to bed But dad... RAPE TIME!!!!!  Stare Dad

Dad I smell bad! What is this Penn State at half time? Get in the shower I will be there soon to horseplay what? Everyone knows Penn State likes to go into the half trailing a little behind..

Dad I smell bad! What is this Penn State at half time? Get in the shower I will be there soon to horseplay what? Everyone knows Penn State likes to go into the half trailing a little behind..  Stare Dad

Dad the dog ate some green stuff and now he's sick! It'll be fine it's probably just trash.. He ate a glass pipe too.. Get my knife and bring the dog!

Dad the dog ate some green stuff and now he's sick! It'll be fine it's probably just trash.. He ate a glass pipe too.. Get my knife and bring the dog!  Stare Dad

I love mass so fucking much! mmmmmk Do i ever do anything right anymore ...

I love mass so fucking much! mmmmmk Do i ever do anything right anymore ...  Stare Dad

Oh my glob! What Bre bre? Did you practice Hoedown? Nope.avi

Oh my glob!  What Bre bre? Did you practice Hoedown? Nope.avi  Stare Dad

Libaax! Shut up I pwn u on lol daguq?

Libaax! Shut up I pwn u on lol daguq?  Stare Dad

Dad! Im texting a hot girl but shes a slut! sounds delicious ... SOUNDS FUCKING DELICIOUS

Dad! Im texting a hot girl but shes a slut! sounds delicious ... SOUNDS FUCKING DELICIOUS  Stare Dad

Dad!! A monster almost ate me in my dream! Almost ate you, eh? Yeah... Go back to sleep and kick it's ass...

Dad!! A monster almost ate me in my dream! Almost ate you, eh? Yeah... Go back to sleep and kick it's ass...  Stare Dad

Dad, I got my first blowjob today Well? How was it. It tasted like salt. wat.

Dad, I got my first blowjob today Well? How was it. It tasted like salt. wat.  Stare Dad
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