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Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?! wee gee.......

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?! wee gee.......  Stare Dad

LUNA WAS SAVAGE! It usually always is I was joking So was I

LUNA WAS SAVAGE! It usually always is  I was joking  So was I   Stare Dad

Dad, someone is at the door Who? SIMON CLOSE THE FUCKING CURTAINS

Dad, someone is at the door Who? SIMON CLOSE THE FUCKING CURTAINS   Stare Dad

Dad the Hebron kids! They.. Be quiet. I'm sure it's not that bad. They stuck their finger in my butt. They What...!

Dad the Hebron kids! They.. Be quiet. I'm sure it's not that bad. They stuck their finger in my butt. They What...!  Stare Dad

Dad, jeffy ate all his apple slices! go slice him more. we're all out lord have mercy.

Dad, jeffy ate all his apple slices! go slice him more. we're all out lord have mercy.   Stare Dad

Dad, where was I born? You were adopted w....what? LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

Dad, where was I born? You were adopted w....what? LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, I want the last piece of pie okay you can take it but my brother took it He did What?

Dad, I want the last piece of pie okay you can take it but my brother took it He did What?  Stare Dad

Dad! I got my first blow job today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How was it? Tastes bad WTF!go to your room

Dad! I got my first blow job today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How was it? Tastes bad WTF!go to your room  Stare Dad

Dad, I got in to IU! That isn't surprising. Why? You passed 5th grade

Dad, I got in to IU! That isn't surprising. Why? You passed 5th grade  Stare Dad

Dad, moms dying on the kitchen floor. fuck off yungster, beatin off over here god dammit. uh... *FAP* NOW STFU!*FAP FAP*

Dad, moms dying on the kitchen floor. fuck off yungster, beatin off over here god dammit. uh... *FAP* NOW STFU!*FAP FAP*  Stare Dad
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