Stare Dad

Dad! There's a man outside the house! Is he black? Uhm... Yeah? Get my gun

Dad! There's a man outside the house! Is he black? Uhm... Yeah? Get my gun  Stare Dad

DAD!! Mom's in bed with another man I know. ... what? He's your brother.

DAD!! Mom's in bed with another man I know. ... what? He's your brother.  Stare Dad

DAAAD! I got raped in P.E.! Did it hurt? No... Because You're used to it by now...

DAAAD! I got raped in P.E.! Did it hurt? No... Because You're used to it by now...  Stare Dad

Dad my pillow is ruined! What happened? It's all sticky! Uncle Steve...

Dad my pillow is ruined! What happened? It's all sticky! Uncle Steve...  Stare Dad

dad i want to have sex with someone you what? want to have sex... then you will get pregnant and die.

dad i want to have sex with someone you what? want to have sex... then you will get pregnant and die.  Stare Dad

Dad! I can't sleep! Read me a story! *sigh* what kind of story? um.. a fairy tale? Bring me "On the Origin of Species"

Dad! I can't sleep! Read me a story! *sigh* what kind of story? um.. a fairy tale? Bring me

Dad!! I think Mommy's dead!! That's not possible son. What..? I'M your mommmy.

Dad!! I think Mommy's dead!! That's not possible son. What..? I'M your mommmy.  Stare Dad

Dad, dad, I broke my leg Walk it off ... I said walk it off

Dad, dad, I broke my leg Walk it off ... I said walk it off  Stare Dad

What is that terrible noise? Baby, baby, baby ooooh Dad? DON'T INTERRUPT MY BEIBER TIME!

What is that terrible noise? Baby, baby, baby ooooh Dad? DON'T INTERRUPT MY BEIBER TIME!  Stare Dad

AUGH AUGH AAAUH AUUUGH! OOUAGH? OOOUAH? Trying to read. Ouah!? Don't make me sow your mouth shut, too.

AUGH AUGH AAAUH AUUUGH! OOUAGH? OOOUAH? Trying to read. Ouah!? Don't make me sow your mouth shut, too.  Stare Dad
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