Stare Dad

Daddy!! The dog just got hit by a car!! It'll be alright son. How dad? I've still got my dashing good looks.

Daddy!! The dog just got hit by a car!! It'll be alright son. How dad? I've still got my dashing good looks.  Stare Dad

Dad, mums died !! Really, who gives a shit ME I KILLED HER

Dad, mums died !! Really, who gives a shit ME I KILLED HER  Stare Dad

The modo shuffler screwed me again. Play in real life, then you get to shuffle But I still lose... L2P NOOB!

The modo shuffler screwed me again. Play in real life, then you get to shuffle But I still lose... L2P NOOB!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Go tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen DEAR GOD.

Dad, I'm hungry! Go tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen DEAR GOD.  Stare Dad

Dad, what is a good age to lose your virginity? I wouldn't know. When did you lose yours? I didn't.

Dad, what is a good age to lose your virginity? I wouldn't know. When did you lose yours? I didn't.  Stare Dad

Dad, i make a da poopy! Tell your mother. She's not home. WHAT THE F***!

Dad, i make a da poopy! Tell your mother. She's not home. WHAT THE F***!  Stare Dad

Dad, i've been farting on your pillow for the last 2 months! Thats okay. huh? i've been pooping in your mouth while you sleep since you were born.

Dad, i've been farting on your pillow for the last 2 months! Thats okay. huh? i've been pooping in your mouth while you sleep since you were born.  Stare Dad

Wheres mom Cleaning No shes not WHAT!

Wheres mom Cleaning No shes not WHAT!  Stare Dad

Dad, mom just slapped me And...? Well it hurt She hasn't touched me in 4 years

Dad, mom just slapped me And...? Well it hurt She hasn't touched me in 4 years  Stare Dad

Dad, is it true women have two brain cells more than cows? Yes. It's evolution. Why? So they don't shit on the floor while doing dishes.

Dad, is it true women have two brain cells more than cows? Yes.  It's evolution.  Why? So they don't shit on the floor while doing dishes.   Stare Dad
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