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Dad! Mum says she doesn't have time to make sandwiches for us Get the axe what for? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME

Dad! Mum says she doesn't have time to make sandwiches for us Get the axe what for? THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME  Stare Dad

Uhu Katya!doesn't like me dad Duh!no wonder Huh?why? you got yourself a baldspot bitch!

Uhu Katya!doesn't like me dad Duh!no wonder Huh?why? you got yourself a baldspot bitch!  Stare Dad

DAD! i need help! what is it son tyler ate my sandwhich Bring me the GUN

DAD! i need help! what is it son tyler ate my sandwhich Bring me the GUN  Stare Dad

My girlfriend just dumped me! Alone... Huh? FOREVER ALONE.

My girlfriend just dumped me! Alone... Huh? FOREVER ALONE.  Stare Dad

DAD! There's chocolate on my peanut butter... That's funny, there's peanut butter on my chocolate Reeses? No! I covered my cock in cocoa and dipped it in the peanut butter!

DAD! There's chocolate on my peanut butter... That's funny, there's peanut butter on my chocolate Reeses? No! I covered my cock in cocoa and dipped it in the peanut butter!  Stare Dad

Dad mom got hit by a truck! Good ...What? I hit her.

Dad mom got hit by a truck! Good ...What? I hit her.  Stare Dad

Dad! Theres a man upstairs and he won't blow up the truck in the way! He keeps mumblin something HE SAID! *mumble mumble cola mumble mumble* What'd he say? HE SAID HE WANTS SOME GOLD OL' FASHION COLA!

Dad! Theres a man upstairs and he won't blow up the truck in the way! He keeps mumblin something HE SAID! *mumble mumble cola mumble mumble*
 What'd he say? HE SAID HE WANTS SOME GOLD OL' FASHION COLA!  Stare Dad

Dad, my pet rabbit died! Tell your mother to cancel dinner reservations. What? Tell her.

Dad, my pet rabbit died! Tell your mother to cancel dinner reservations. What? Tell her.  Stare Dad

bobby, we have a problem!! what is it this time?? sam said yes to lucifer... ARE YOU I'GETS TRYIN TA KILL ME?!?!

bobby, we have a problem!! what is it this time?? sam said yes to lucifer... ARE YOU I'GETS TRYIN TA KILL ME?!?!  Stare Dad

Dad, guess what?!? What? Chicken butt Good one

Dad, guess what?!? What? Chicken butt Good one  Stare Dad
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