Stare Dad

I borrowed 30k to a friend to who? Willie... Mother fu..

I borrowed 30k to a friend to who? Willie... Mother fu..  Stare Dad

Dad! My cat dissapeared! It's in a better place now. Heaven? Microwave!

Dad! My cat dissapeared! It's in a better place now. Heaven? Microwave!  Stare Dad

Dad i think im hitting puberty Where is she? Huh?!.. I want a go!

Dad i think im hitting puberty Where is she? Huh?!.. I want a go!  Stare Dad

Where is mom? She should be in the kitchen. But.... She's not.... THAT BITCH IS DEAD.

Where is mom? She should be in the kitchen. But.... She's not.... THAT BITCH IS DEAD.  Stare Dad

Dad, theres a monster in my closet! I know... But... How? I already killed it

Dad, theres a monster in my closet! I know... But... How? I already killed it  Stare Dad

Dad! Why don't you go to the disco anymore! Black people What about them? They stole my moves

Dad! Why don't you go to the disco anymore! Black people What about them? They stole my moves  Stare Dad

I've looked everywhere and I still can't find Mom!! Good, nither will the police. What do you... Care to join her?

I've looked everywhere and I still can't find Mom!! Good, nither will the police. What do you... Care to join her?  Stare Dad

I'm having nightmares about the bad guy from Gangs of New York! Which one? That Daniel Day-Lewis! YOU MEAN ME?

I'm having nightmares about the bad guy from Gangs of New York! Which one? That Daniel Day-Lewis! YOU MEAN ME?  Stare Dad

So do me a favor The next time you See her? Ask your girl what my dick taste like

So do me a favor The next time you See her? Ask your girl what my dick taste like  Stare Dad

Dad,my hamster is in your room Open the door. Get on the floor EVERYONE WALKS THE DINOSAUR

Dad,my hamster is in your room Open the door. Get on the floor EVERYONE WALKS THE DINOSAUR  Stare Dad
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