Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Drink some milk But...we're out Bend. Over.

Dad, I'm hungry! Drink some milk But...we're out Bend. Over.  Stare Dad

Dad! I wet my bed No you didn't ..? I did.

Dad! I wet my bed No you didn't ..? I did.  Stare Dad

Dad, I had sex with my teacher did you use a condom no.. Grand kids incoming

Dad, I had sex with my teacher did you use a condom no.. Grand kids incoming  Stare Dad

Dad it's off! What is? My pinkly tinkly. Bring it to me boy!

Dad it's off! What is? My pinkly tinkly. Bring it to me boy!  Stare Dad

That hobo called me a bitch Kill him. The cops are here! I wasn't here.

That hobo called me a bitch Kill him. The cops are here! I wasn't here.  Stare Dad

I got two likes on my status. who. Henry and Adam. I already deleted it.

I got two likes on my status. who. Henry and Adam. I already deleted it.  Stare Dad

Dad, an black person called me a cracker! Go call him a nigger. but thats a bit to much... Then call him a chocolate man.

Dad, an black person called me a cracker! Go call him a nigger. but thats a bit to much... Then call him a chocolate man.  Stare Dad

Dad there is this old guy in my room trying to rape me! Edwin? How did you... He paid me 20 bucks.

Dad there is this old guy in my room trying to rape me! Edwin? How did 
you... He paid me 20 bucks.  Stare Dad

Olly i want to go drinking I cant, im dull. ..? DULL!

Olly i want to go drinking I cant, im dull. ..? DULL!  Stare Dad

DAD ARE WE POLISH?! ... Dad..? TAK

DAD ARE WE POLISH?! ... Dad..? TAK  Stare Dad
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