Stare Dad

Dad, I turn 11 tomorrow! Shooting practice in the morning. But I just wanted a... You're getting a gun.

Dad, I turn 11 tomorrow! Shooting practice in the morning. But I just wanted a... You're getting a gun.  Stare Dad

Dad, I just killed someone! Any witnesses? The whole school! Don't drop the soap.

Dad, I just killed someone! Any witnesses? The whole school! Don't drop the soap.  Stare Dad

DAD! Richard said he'll kick my butt tomorrow! Who? Richard Anderson... Cares

DAD! Richard said he'll kick my butt tomorrow! Who? Richard Anderson... Cares  Stare Dad

Dad! There's a bunch of women lined up outside! Right on time. You're first. First....for what? FREE MUSTACHE RIDE MONDAYS

Dad! There's a bunch of women lined up outside! Right on time.  You're first. First....for what? FREE MUSTACHE RIDE MONDAYS  Stare Dad

Dad, all my friends are video game characters.... WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED? Umm... TELL ME

Dad, all my friends
are video game
characters.... WHAT
HAVE YOU LEARNED? Umm... TELL
ME  Stare Dad

Dad! The Mormons are here! Go hide your sister and yourself in the panic room What? Fly you fool!!!

Dad! The Mormons are here! Go hide your sister and yourself in the panic room What? Fly you fool!!!  Stare Dad

Dad im still hungry! Eat then. But i dont have fingers daddy?!!? Im not the one who stuck his hand in the blender 'Twice' am I?

Dad im still hungry! Eat then. But i dont have fingers daddy?!!? Im not the one who stuck his hand in the blender 'Twice' am I?  Stare Dad

Dad! I think I've heard mom talking to me last night Ok son.. there's no problem But, mommy is dead And who said I'm alive?

Dad! I think I've heard mom talking to me last night Ok son.. there's no problem But, mommy is dead And who said I'm alive?  Stare Dad

Dad, you refuse to put anything before your pride! I got something that will knock all your pride aside Tell me something good We got Bin Laden

Dad, you refuse to put anything before your pride! I got something that will knock all your pride aside Tell me something good We got Bin Laden  Stare Dad

Dad, there's this girl at school... Suzanne? How did you...? We eloped. Twice

Dad, there's this girl at school... Suzanne? How did you...? We eloped. Twice  Stare Dad
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