Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen Where the Fuck did she find shoes?!!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen Where the Fuck did she find shoes?!!  Stare Dad

Dad, what is love? Baby Don't hurt me Don't hurt me? NO MORE

Dad, what is love? Baby Don't hurt me Don't hurt me? NO MORE  Stare Dad

Dad. Yes? What attracted you to mom? Dat ass

Dad. Yes? What attracted you to mom? Dat ass  Stare Dad

Dad, I got a 70% in Gym! Why? I didn't have my uniform... NO WHITE SOCKS !?

Dad, I got a 70% in Gym! Why? I didn't have my uniform... NO WHITE SOCKS !?  Stare Dad

DAD! Chow has a nipple for his penis! SON! how do you know? Saw it on The Hangover 2? Oh my god, no wonder I had to give him anal sex and the BJ reminded me of my mother and he couldn't give me one because we were so fucked up that night in Bangkok.

DAD! Chow has a nipple for his penis! SON! how do you know? Saw it on The Hangover 2? Oh my god, no wonder I had to give him anal sex and the BJ reminded me of my mother and he couldn't give me one because we were so fucked up that night in Bangkok.   Stare Dad

DAD What? I LOST MY PENIS!!! YOUR A GIRL!!!

DAD What? I LOST MY PENIS!!! YOUR A GIRL!!!  Stare Dad

help someones after me don't worry its the plumber no its a rapist get in there my boy

help someones after me don't worry its the plumber  no its a rapist  get in there my boy  Stare Dad

Who is Candleack? Candlejack takes away people th Th? wh his na

Who is Candleack? Candlejack takes away people th Th? wh his na  Stare Dad

Who are you?! *grumble grumble grumble* w..what? DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

Who are you?! *grumble grumble grumble* w..what? DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!  Stare Dad

Dad, Can I get money to buy 6 bud lights at Huntington liquor store? How much do you need? 50 dollars HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY???!

Dad, Can I get money to buy 6 bud lights at Huntington liquor store? How much do you need? 50 dollars HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY???!  Stare Dad
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