Stare Dad

Dad? Do you know the answer to #1 on my math homework? Two camels in a tiny car What.... Next question!

Dad? Do you know the answer to #1 on my math homework? Two camels in a tiny car What.... Next question!  Stare Dad

Dad! My query is slow. Did you use a right join? yes YOU ARE NOT MY SON

Dad! My query is slow. Did you use a right join? yes YOU ARE NOT MY SON  Stare Dad

Take Chris Johnson! Fucking take him at the 2 spot! Drew, I like Ray rice. Chris Johnson is the #2 RB, How'd last week go, NERD.

Take Chris Johnson! Fucking take him at the 2 spot! Drew, I like Ray rice. Chris Johnson is the #2 RB,  How'd last week go, NERD.  Stare Dad

Dad! I think I might be pregnant! Coathanger is in the closet ... what? Did I fucking stutter?

Dad! I think I might be pregnant! Coathanger is in the closet ... what? Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad

We have a good chance. Alright let's do this! 33.3%, repeating of course. Leroy Jeeenkins!

We have a good chance. Alright let's do this! 33.3%, repeating of course. Leroy Jeeenkins!  Stare Dad

wah!!!! I can't hear you... Hmmmmm.... Amazing!

wah!!!! I can't hear you... Hmmmmm.... Amazing!  Stare Dad

Dad! Grandma died! How? The police said suicide Perfect Caption 5 goes here

Dad! Grandma died! How? The police said suicide Perfect Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Miley Cyrus is singing a Nirvana song!! I bet Mr. Cobain is mad about that. He needs this aggravation like he needs a whole in the head! ...

Miley Cyrus is singing a Nirvana song!! I bet Mr. Cobain is mad about that. He needs this aggravation like he needs a whole in the head! ...  Stare Dad

dad! i lost my virginity! how was it? bob was too rough! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THE ABORTION!

dad! i lost my virginity! how was it? bob was too rough! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THE ABORTION!  Stare Dad

Dad i'm pregnant Was it bleaker? Err...who? Damnit Juno!

Dad i'm pregnant Was it bleaker? Err...who? Damnit Juno!  Stare Dad
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