StareDad

Dad, where's mom? She's in the kitchen. No, she's not there What?!?!

Dad, where's mom? She's in the kitchen. No, she's not there What?!?!  StareDad

They said not to post you on Reddit Well did you? Yes, I did as you told Let the downvotes begin.

They said not to post you on Reddit Well did you? Yes, I did as you told Let the downvotes begin.  StareDad

Dad, I made a chinese girlfriend Does she cook noodles well?? yeah!! awesome!! Marry her

Dad, I made a chinese girlfriend Does she cook noodles well?? yeah!! awesome!! Marry her  StareDad

Dad I got open goal today when Alle passed me! Cool, kid, now. How was the goal? I missed GET INTO THE BASEMENT!

Dad I got open goal today when Alle passed me! Cool, kid, now. How was the goal? I missed  GET INTO THE BASEMENT!  StareDad

Dad! How come I have to pray and Mama doesn't? Because she's on her... On her what? GO PRAY

Dad! How come I have to pray and Mama doesn't? Because she's on her... On her what? GO PRAY  StareDad

Dad, they're bringing back old memes! Did you just call me old? No.. I just- Get my viagra and strap your fat ass in, it's our time to shine again

Dad, they're bringing back old memes! Did you just call me old? No.. I just- Get my viagra and strap your fat ass in, it's our time to shine again  StareDad

Dad! What's a clitoris!? You should have asked me last night. ... It was on the tip of my tongue

Dad! What's a clitoris!? You should have asked me last night. ... It was on the tip of my tongue  StareDad

Dad, I heard the most amazing thing today! What was it son? Periphery. I love you boy.

Dad, I heard the most amazing thing today! What was it son? Periphery. I love you boy.  StareDad

Sir, I'm not sure if I can go to the parade. Like you have anything to do on a Sunday. I have an essay due in a month Couzens' mum will be there.

Sir, I'm not sure if I can go to the parade. Like you have anything to do on a Sunday. I have an essay due in a month Couzens' mum will be there.  StareDad

Dad! whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? blow me... a scorpion? Get the fuck over here!

Dad! whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? blow me... a scorpion? Get the fuck over here!  StareDad
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