Stephen Colbert

bears!

 bears!  Stephen Colbert

Agnostics are just atheists Without balls

Agnostics are just atheists  Without balls  Stephen Colbert

30% of online traffic is porn according to the journal of underestimating things

30% of online traffic is porn according to the journal of underestimating things  Stephen Colbert

They must be fingerprinted. They must have background checks. After all they're trying to get citizenship, not an assault weapon.

They must be fingerprinted.  They must have background checks.   After all they're trying to get citizenship, not an assault weapon.  Stephen Colbert

Jay Cutler. A great QB? Or the greatest QB?

Jay Cutler. A great QB? Or the greatest QB?  Stephen Colbert

I did the minimum Now give me my "A"

I did the minimum Now give me my

Love A great feeling ... or greatest feeling?

Love A great feeling ... or greatest feeling?  Stephen Colbert

Mother dies at age of 92 Dedicates the first five minutes of his show in memory of her life

Mother dies at age of 92 Dedicates the first five minutes of his show in memory of her life  Stephen Colbert

Forever alone level: Future television super-star

Forever alone level: Future television super-star  Stephen Colbert

"Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now they'll all vote Republican. It's like when I want some bread, I won't settle for a half a loaf. Instead, I will have a muffin made of broken glass."