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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I went to talk to Steve Petrosino about a loan. What does Steve need a loan for? He does'nt, I do.

I went to talk to Steve Petrosino about a loan. What does Steve need a loan for? He does'nt, I do. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Do you have any jobs I could ... yknow .. rape? Don't tell anyone this, but I have 5 backstage waiting for us.

Do you have any jobs I could ... yknow .. rape? Don't tell anyone this, but I have 5 backstage waiting for us. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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I hear you changed xCode around on Matt Yes, We went for a more natural approach Influenced by your days spent riding emus again?

I hear you changed xCode around on Matt Yes, We went for a more natural approach Influenced by your days spent riding emus again? Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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I thought I could buy an entire tribe in Africa and use them as sex slaves. But Africans carry AIDS, bro'! Oh, fuck, you're right! I will buy Mexican bitches, instead.

I thought I could buy an entire tribe in Africa and use them as sex slaves. But Africans carry AIDS, bro'! Oh, fuck, you're right! I will buy Mexican bitches, instead. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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How many poor people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, how many? Who cares? I'm rich

How many poor people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, how many? Who cares? I'm rich Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Your dick can split the world, and so can mine. What happens when our dicks hit each other? It will cause the 2nd big bang for sure.

Your dick can split the world, and so can mine. What happens when our dicks hit each other? It will cause the 2nd big bang for sure. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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So the iPhone 4GS is a success. Good. LOL IM DEAD

So the iPhone 4GS is a success. Good. LOL IM DEAD Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Windows 8 will be pretty much like OS X. But since we do everything through a browser ... It doesn't really matter anymore!

Windows 8 will be pretty much like OS X. But since we do everything through a browser ... It doesn't really matter anymore! Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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Have you heard of Hyper-V? Isn't that the awesome hyper-visor with efficient memory and processor usage? No, Thats VMWare

Have you heard of Hyper-V? Isn't that the awesome hyper-visor with efficient memory and processor usage? No, Thats VMWare Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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my users cant invite people to chat thats because they run windows isn't that what macs run too?

my users cant invite people to chat thats because they run windows isn't that what macs run too? Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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