Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

People always ask me how I became successful. Guy with a PhD asked me that same question. Who is PhD?

People always ask me how I became successful. Guy with a PhD asked me that same question. Who is PhD?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Do you use a pc? No. I do!

Do you use a pc? No. I do!  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Ajd, bacit cemo novcic. Sta je to?

Ajd, bacit cemo novcic. Sta je to?  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I had to quit my job at Apple. I'm very sick and can't work anymore. Did you tell them iQuit? I wish you had cancer...

I had to quit my job at Apple. I'm very sick and can't work anymore. Did you tell them iQuit? I wish you had cancer...  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So then we filled up Helms Derp with water. The whole server crashed! How'd you fix it? We just let Q do it.

So then we filled up Helms Derp with water. The whole server crashed! How'd you fix it? We just let Q do it.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

...and then my kids woke me up early in the morning and noticed i had no alarm clock. So, ofcourse i bought a- New alarm clock? New children.

...and then my kids woke me up early in the morning and noticed i had no alarm clock. So, ofcourse i bought a- New alarm clock? New children.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Do you have any change? I only have two million dollar bills on me. ...so you do have change...

Do you have any change? I only have two million dollar bills on me. ...so you do have change...  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Don't you love being a CEO? Yeah, too bad you're going to die soon. Might as well smile in the box under us one last time.

Don't you love being a CEO? Yeah, too bad you're going to die soon. Might as well smile in the box under us one last time.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

I'm already dead. I see my blood, see it run red. Stiff and blue is how I love you.

I'm already dead.
I see my blood, see it run red. Stiff and blue
is how I love you.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

So Steve Whats up? I win again.

So Steve Whats up? I win again.  Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
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