Straight A Stoner

Studies High Takes Test High Gets High Grades

Studies High Takes Test High
Gets High Grades  Straight A Stoner

Doesn't Study Gets high Gets High Grades

Doesn't Study Gets high
Gets High Grades  Straight A Stoner

Smokes 3-4 times a day 4.o law student, just accepted into grad school

Smokes 3-4 times a day 4.o law student, just accepted into grad school  Straight A Stoner

Smokes before work accidently gets there an hour early

Smokes before work accidently gets there an hour early  Straight A Stoner

4.0, club president, most qualified applicant Denied because of his piss

4.0, club president, most qualified applicant Denied because of his piss  Straight A Stoner

mom, dont be a bitch, just let me smoke. I get straight A's and so do many other stoners

mom, dont be a bitch, just let me smoke. I get straight A's and so do many other stoners  Straight A Stoner

Eyeballs exact gram of reactant Impresses prof

Eyeballs exact gram of reactant Impresses prof
  Straight A Stoner

Takes out the trash for a quick smoke break at moms house

Takes out the trash for a quick smoke break at moms house  Straight A Stoner

uses smell eliminating "power hitter," mouthwash, Visine and Red Bull. looks, smells and interacts better than you sober

uses smell eliminating

Goes to class high Laughs at teacher's jokes

Goes to class high Laughs at teacher's jokes  Straight A Stoner