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I forced my kid to wear this halloween costume But we can say he chose it himself if that's what you're into

I forced my kid to wear this halloween costume But we can say he chose it himself if that's what you're into  Straight Hooker

Sure, Mitt we can say you found me in a binder, if that's what you're into...

Sure, Mitt  we can say you found me in a binder, if that's what you're into...  Straight Hooker

i made the word 'blood' with my fingers but we can photoshop it to my baby daughter's if that's what you're into

i made the word 'blood' with my fingers but we can photoshop it to my baby daughter's if that's what you're into  Straight Hooker

Sure I like cats but we can put your cat in your Christmas tree if that's what you're into.

Sure I like cats but we can put your cat in your Christmas tree if that's what you're into.   Straight Hooker

You can repost this funny picture and say it's what hooked you on reddit If that's what you're into...

You can repost this funny picture and say it's what hooked you on reddit If that's what you're into...  Straight Hooker

this a debate about serious topics and issues but we can focus on stupid one liners if you like

this a debate about serious topics and issues but we can focus on stupid one liners if you like  Straight Hooker

I HATE MYSELF ABYSMALLY BUT I'LL JUST PROSTITUTE MYSELF FOR IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS ANYWAYS

I HATE MYSELF ABYSMALLY BUT I'LL JUST PROSTITUTE MYSELF FOR IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS ANYWAYS  Straight Hooker

So you turned the swastika you painted into a windmill But we can say you covered up Hungarian nazi graffiti if that's what you're in to.

So you turned the swastika you painted into a windmill But we can say you covered up Hungarian nazi graffiti if that's what you're in to.  Straight Hooker

I know you said that But we can say your friend said that and had no idea it was a meme

I know you said that But we can say your friend said that and had no idea it was a meme  Straight Hooker

Of course you are, but we can say your shopping for you wife and not yourself, you perv, if thats what your into...

Of course you are, but we can say your shopping for you wife and not yourself, you perv, if thats what your into...  Straight Hooker
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