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Worked my ass off in kickboxing class Did not smell like a damp ashtray

Worked my ass off in kickboxing class Did not smell like a damp ashtray  Success Kid

Only on remaining square of toilet paper It's a ghost poopie

Only on remaining square of toilet paper It's a ghost poopie  Success Kid

Received Pizza Lunchable Evenly divided sauce and cheese

Received Pizza Lunchable Evenly divided sauce and cheese  Success Kid

I eat titties for breakfast

I eat titties for breakfast  Success Kid

i hate needles Boobs make antibodies

i hate needles Boobs make antibodies  Success Kid

Got my GF into Reddit Asks for more NSFW links

Got my GF into Reddit Asks for more NSFW links  Success Kid

Sped the entire way home No state troopers

Sped the entire way home No state troopers  Success Kid

Gastrointestinal distress at a graffiti-covered club One of the stalls still has a door on it

Gastrointestinal distress at a graffiti-covered club One of the stalls still has a door on it  Success Kid

peed in the dark heard water the whole time

peed in the dark heard water the whole time  Success Kid

Wanted to prove to my bf I can reddit Made it to 1000 comment karma before him

Wanted to prove to my bf I can reddit Made it to 1000 comment karma before him  Success Kid
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