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Teacher Randomly Collects Homework Actually Did it

Teacher Randomly Collects Homework Actually Did it  Success Kid

gets Aisle seat on plane Nobody makes you get up to use the restroom

gets Aisle seat on plane Nobody makes you get up to use the restroom  Success Kid

Went to the gym today no resolutioners

Went to the gym today no resolutioners  Success Kid

passed a cop while speeding pulled over the driver behind me

passed a cop while speeding  pulled over the driver behind me  Success Kid

threw up my graduation hat it landed at my feet

threw up my graduation hat  it landed at my feet  Success Kid

Dreamt about being robbed at a gas station by a white guy

Dreamt about being robbed at a gas station by a white guy  Success Kid

Just did a before and after on my poop lost 2 lbs

Just did a before and after on my poop lost 2 lbs  Success Kid

Drunk Thursday night, Class 8am on friday. Check e-mail in the morning: class canceled

Drunk Thursday night, Class 8am on friday. Check e-mail in the morning: class canceled  Success Kid

Divorced alcoholic husband lost batshit crazy mother-in-law

Divorced alcoholic husband lost batshit crazy mother-in-law  Success Kid

Can't remember getting home Remembered to take out contact lenses

Can't remember getting home Remembered to take out contact lenses  Success Kid
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