Success Kid

Mom and dad were wrestling referee tried to get between them

Mom and dad were wrestling referee tried to get between them  Success Kid

Got chicken stuck in my teeth Got it out with my tongue

Got chicken stuck in my teeth Got it out with my tongue  Success Kid

driving in heavy traffic got to second gear

driving in heavy traffic got to second gear  Success Kid

Simpsons is on It's an old episode

Simpsons is on It's an old episode  Success Kid

Girlfriend got her period

 Girlfriend got her period  Success Kid

Born with no arms, legs, tongue, or eyes. Received PhD's from MIT, Harvard, Stanford, 3 noble prizes, fucked Kate Upton, and I'm writing this from the surface of Mars.

Born with no arms, legs, tongue, or eyes.  Received PhD's from MIT, Harvard, Stanford, 3 noble prizes, fucked Kate Upton, and I'm writing this from the surface of Mars.   Success Kid

Went to kiss wife in the dark found her lips first try

Went to kiss wife in the dark found her lips         first try  Success Kid

Showed my 00's siblings all the 90's kids memes Got them to start watching 90's shows online

Showed my 00's siblings all the 90's kids memes Got them to start watching 90's shows online  Success Kid

Water Bottle leaked in my bag Merino singlet soaked it up and left bag dry

Water Bottle leaked in my bag Merino singlet soaked it up and left bag dry  Success Kid

Gets challenged to kiss Jamie Fuck yea

Gets challenged to kiss Jamie Fuck yea  Success Kid
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