Success Kid

Stumbled across a random hot girl on Facebook Her profile is public

Stumbled across a random hot girl on Facebook  Her profile is public  Success Kid

Cuts your hair Doesn't talk to you

Cuts your hair Doesn't talk to you  Success Kid

Went out and got wasted didn't drunk dial any girls

Went out and got wasted didn't drunk dial any girls  Success Kid

Wore thigh highs and a skirt today Ex-boyfriend saw me

Wore thigh highs and a skirt today Ex-boyfriend saw me  Success Kid

Shit Myself Someone else has to clean it up

Shit Myself Someone else has to clean it up  Success Kid

ex got new boyfriend she downgraded

ex got new boyfriend she downgraded  Success Kid

got haircut didn't have to make small talk with the barber

got haircut didn't have to make small talk with the barber  Success Kid

Didn't pay for overnight shipping package arrived the next day anyway

Didn't pay for overnight shipping  package arrived the next day anyway  Success Kid

price tag removed no sticky residue

price tag removed no sticky residue  Success Kid

Went to morrinsville Didn't get stabbed

Went to morrinsville Didn't get stabbed  Success Kid
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