Success Kid

Has a boyfriend to cuddle while playing WoW

Has a boyfriend to cuddle while playing WoW  Success Kid

Car rides my ass then shoots out to pass me Gets stuck behind a car making a left turn

Car rides my ass then shoots out to pass me Gets stuck behind a car making a left turn  Success Kid

At work all alone internet bandwidth all to myself

At work all alone internet bandwidth all to myself  Success Kid

Wife finds box from college full of old romance novels Sex twice a day for the last week

Wife finds box from college full of old romance novels Sex twice a day for the last week  Success Kid

big exam scheduled today class cancelled

big exam scheduled today class cancelled  Success Kid

Accidentally pressed wrong button on vending machine still got the drink i wanted

Accidentally pressed wrong button on vending machine still got the drink i wanted  Success Kid

Got shampoo in my eye no tears

Got shampoo in my eye no tears  Success Kid

Was standing next to Ray during blackout Still Alive

Was standing next to Ray during blackout Still Alive  Success Kid

Pooped Have a new pet rabbit

Pooped Have a new pet rabbit  Success Kid

My girlfriend and everyone who lives in my house got the flu I never did

My girlfriend and everyone who lives in my house got the flu I never did  Success Kid
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