Success Kid

mom drops me off at preschool early get the good box of crayons

 mom drops me off at preschool early get the good box of crayons  Success Kid

saw a puppy got to pet the puppy

saw a puppy got to pet the puppy  Success Kid

got to work late boss was even later

got to work late boss was even later  Success Kid

Texted Drug Dealer He responded

Texted Drug Dealer He responded  Success Kid

half my friends shared kony video never watched it

half my friends shared kony video never watched it   Success Kid

Cops show up while smoking in my smoke spot The one time I'm smoking salvia instead of trees

Cops show up while smoking in my smoke spot The one time I'm smoking salvia instead of trees  Success Kid

watching a video about the super hidden easter eggs in a video game they talk about one that you found

watching a video about the super hidden easter eggs in a video game they talk about one that you found  Success Kid

Friendzoned by her in highschool have a threesome with her and my fiance in college

Friendzoned by her in highschool have a threesome with her and my fiance in college  Success Kid

Got drunk tonight didn't text girlfriend

Got drunk tonight didn't text girlfriend  Success Kid

Grabbed shirt out of dryer and closed it quickly enough to resume drying

Grabbed shirt out of dryer and closed it quickly enough to resume drying  Success Kid
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