Success Kid

Ate a roll of quarters Shit was so cash

Ate a roll of quarters Shit was so cash  Success Kid

Drunk girl passed out on the corner of our property She's on the sidewalk, not going to affect us

Drunk girl passed out on the corner of our property She's on the sidewalk, not going to affect us  Success Kid

Goes to do laundry All washers and dryers are available

Goes to do laundry All washers and dryers are available  Success Kid

Made Spaghetti Didn't make too much spaghetti

Made Spaghetti Didn't make too much spaghetti  Success Kid

Just took clothes out of dryer All socks made pairs

Just took clothes out of dryer All socks made pairs  Success Kid

asked some teenagers to be quiet didn't get stabbed

asked some teenagers to be quiet didn't get stabbed  Success Kid

Introduced my hot friend to reddit she posts to r/gonewild

Introduced my hot friend to reddit she posts to r/gonewild  Success Kid

No girlfriend Doesn't have to see Twilight

No girlfriend  Doesn't have to see Twilight  Success Kid

Remembers name of song that has been stuck in my head for a month while posting to /r/tipofmytongue

Remembers name of song that has been stuck in my head for a month while posting to /r/tipofmytongue  Success Kid

Watching late night movies sex scene

Watching late night movies sex scene  Success Kid
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