Success Kid

Told girl at bar I had Tanqueray and Bubonic Chronic. She got the reference. I got laid.

Told girl at bar I had Tanqueray and Bubonic Chronic. She got the reference. I got laid.  Success Kid

On a diet. Entered a kebab shop to order some food. 3 dickheads started disrespecting a girl on the next table. Walked out without ordering or getting into a fight.

On a diet. Entered a kebab shop to order some food. 3 dickheads started disrespecting a girl on the next table. Walked out without ordering or getting into a fight.  Success Kid

single service salad bars

single service salad bars  Success Kid

Unemployed for 2 years, and swamped in debt. Make up my mind to commit suicide.

Unemployed for 2 years, and swamped in debt. Make up my mind to commit suicide.   Success Kid

DREAMING OF HAVING SEX WITH GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND WAKES ME UP WITH BJ AND WE HAVE SEX

DREAMING OF HAVING SEX WITH GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND WAKES ME UP WITH BJ AND WE HAVE SEX  Success Kid

Smeg taught me to face roll Im owning bitches like a boss!

Smeg taught me to face roll Im owning bitches like a boss!  Success Kid

Childhood best friend engaged to High School Girlfriend Now she's pregnant with twins.

Childhood best friend engaged to High School Girlfriend Now she's pregnant with twins.   Success Kid

Yes!!! I am a Fapstronaut

 Yes!!!  I am a Fapstronaut  Success Kid

finishes forgotten homework before its due has time to make a meme and brag about it before class

finishes forgotten homework before its due has time to make a meme and brag about it before class  Success Kid

cute girls sit at table next to ours ask if they can join us

cute girls sit at table next to ours ask if they can join us  Success Kid
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