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Enter public bathroom no one in there to hear you shit

Enter public bathroom no one in there to hear you shit  Success Kid

Bookstore won't buy back Core books Tell them you're transferring!

Bookstore won't buy back Core books Tell them you're transferring!  Success Kid

shake the vending machine in the canteen flapjack and a cookie came out

shake the vending machine in the canteen flapjack and a cookie came out  Success Kid

65 degrees in winter skirts!

65 degrees in winter skirts!  Success Kid

checks Rider Hall basement Xbox all to myself

checks Rider Hall basement Xbox all to myself  Success Kid

Dryers fully dry clothes The first time

Dryers fully dry clothes The first time  Success Kid

Wrote an entire essay without saving Didn't lose it

Wrote an entire essay without saving Didn't lose it  Success Kid

Fail all physics exams Still get a "B"

Fail all physics exams Still get a

wasnt in a relationship still got laid

wasnt in a relationship still got laid  Success Kid

Diseases spreading around campus didn't catch one

Diseases spreading around campus didn't catch one  Success Kid
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