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wanted nooky got some!

wanted nooky got some!  Success Kid

Left my keys in the car Car is still unlocked

Left my keys in the car Car is still unlocked  Success Kid

told my manager's boss that my managers idea was the worst idea in the history of the company Boss agreed

told my manager's boss that my managers idea was the worst idea in the history of the company Boss agreed  Success Kid

got pulled of my bed and got stabbed it was a dream

got pulled of my bed and got stabbed it was a dream  Success Kid

I just won MOFOs!!! I shit my pants 36 times in one day, and you only did it 34... Victory!!

I just won MOFOs!!! I shit my pants 36 times in one day, and you only did it 34...                  Victory!!  Success Kid

Got all of my textbooks as free pdfs

Got all of my textbooks as free pdfs  Success Kid

goes to take a shit at the office favorite stall is free

goes to take a shit at the office favorite stall is free  Success Kid

Pushed a mail cart around all day didn't injure or kill anyone!

Pushed a mail cart around all day didn't injure or kill anyone!  Success Kid

Used the wrong "you're" in the title. Still made front page.

Used the wrong

Made Sculpture Professor didn't hate it

Made Sculpture Professor didn't hate it  Success Kid
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