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2 shows...2 strolls...a show!!! yes

2 shows...2 strolls...a show!!! yes  Success Kid

have to take a shit at work bathroom hasn't been used since last nights cleaning crew

have to take a shit at work bathroom hasn't been used since last nights cleaning crew  Success Kid

Have boyfriend 8000kms far still in love still a couple

Have boyfriend 8000kms far still in love
still a couple  Success Kid

Found out ex-gf is an avid redditor haven't yet read any humiliating "so, my ex..." stories about self

Found out ex-gf is an avid redditor haven't yet read any humiliating

it's out of uniform day at school bully comes in khakis

it's out of uniform day at school bully comes in khakis  Success Kid

was ready to hold my presentation, noisy crowd wouldn't shut up. yelled "hitler". instant silence.

was ready to hold my presentation, noisy crowd
wouldn't shut up. yelled

Reactivated OKcupid account 20 messages in 10 minutes

Reactivated OKcupid account 20 messages in 10 minutes  Success Kid

mom and dad while you think i am sleep i hear yall motherfuckers and i am sick of it. i do not want to share my toys for christmas. no more babies

mom and dad while you think i am sleep i hear yall motherfuckers and i am sick of it. i do not want to share my toys for christmas. no more babies    Success Kid

u know that wasn't a train it was a spoon

u know that wasn't a train  it was a spoon  Success Kid

Don't fit into my shirts anymore Got Buffer

Don't fit into my shirts anymore Got Buffer  Success Kid
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