Success Kid

Went to the latest Joss Whedon film No main characters that I cared about died.

Went to the latest Joss Whedon film No main characters that I cared about died.  Success Kid

Graduating College Didn't get pregnant

Graduating College Didn't get pregnant  Success Kid

Girlfriend wakes up to my soft cries for help jerks me awake

Girlfriend wakes up to my soft cries for help jerks me awake  Success Kid

Leave for work before sunrise Return from work after sunset

Leave for work before sunrise Return from work after sunset  Success Kid

Makes triple-decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich Gets perfect peanut butter to jelly ratio

Makes triple-decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich Gets perfect peanut butter to jelly ratio  Success Kid

So you wanna pay me peanuts?! Lemme tell ya someding pal. I ain't taking no nuts. Don't need 'em. I've gots balls! (and I'm not afraid to show'em neither!)

So you wanna pay me peanuts?! Lemme tell ya someding pal. I ain't taking no nuts. Don't need 'em. I've gots balls! (and I'm not afraid to show'em neither!)  Success Kid

pours a can of pop into a cup doesnt fiz out of the cup

pours a can of pop into a cup doesnt fiz out of the cup  Success Kid

5th day after taking new breakthrough anti-depressant medicine. Already working

5th day after taking new breakthrough anti-depressant medicine. Already working  Success Kid

Playing Beer Pong And Winning

Playing Beer Pong And  Winning  Success Kid

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She said the sandwich will as good as the sex...I got bread and water. OOOOPS

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She said the sandwich will as good as the sex...I got bread and water. OOOOPS   Success Kid
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