Success Kid

Ran into bitchy popular girl from high school She got fat!

Ran into bitchy popular girl from high school She got fat!  Success Kid

Five new professors All speak english

Five new professors All speak english  Success Kid

ask girlfriend if she wants go afterskiing? says "yes, in bed all night"

ask girlfriend if she wants go afterskiing? says

Ordered Subway Didn't say "Ummm"

Ordered Subway Didn't say

put on coat from last winter found $50

put on coat from last winter found $50  Success Kid

Had to sneeze in class and couldn't get to a tissue No snot came out

Had to sneeze in class and couldn't get to a tissue No snot came out  Success Kid

checked adviceanimals saw four 10 guys in a row

checked adviceanimals saw four 10 guys in a row  Success Kid

Told bartender it was national margarita day got free margaritas

Told bartender it was national margarita day got free margaritas  Success Kid

remain seated until everyone left first bag arrived was mine

remain seated until everyone left first bag arrived was mine  Success Kid

overslept for work boss gives me a day off

overslept for work boss gives me 
a day off  Success Kid
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