Success Kid

Get stoned before you do homework Get A's On every assignment

Get stoned before you do homework Get A's On every assignment  Success Kid

hit the bong didn't cough

hit the bong didn't cough  Success Kid

Bump into someone in hallway, she apologizes A girl talked to me today

Bump into someone in hallway, she apologizes A girl talked to me today  Success Kid

The McRib is back

The McRib is back  Success Kid

I act like i cry to get a kiss i get a kiss, now move on to the next bitch

I act like i cry to get a kiss i get a kiss, now move on to the next bitch  Success Kid

projectile vomit got some on the baby sitter

projectile vomit got some on the baby sitter  Success Kid

Get too drunk to leave the house Get on the internet and make a complete ass of myself in front of several thousand people.

Get too drunk to leave the house Get on the internet and make a complete ass of myself in front of several thousand people.  Success Kid

Forgot phone in bathroom found it when needed to shit

Forgot phone in bathroom found it when needed to shit  Success Kid

accidentally hit caps lock makes sense in context

accidentally hit caps lock makes sense in context  Success Kid

Gave up on finding an amazing GF met Ali

Gave up on finding an amazing GF met Ali  Success Kid
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