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When you've got 'em by the balls Their hearts & minds soon follow

When you've got 'em by the balls Their hearts & minds soon follow  Success Kid

IF YOUR CHILD IS STILL POTTY TRAINING AND ALREADY IN DAY CARE THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING BAD MOTHER AND YOUR KID WILL NEVER LIKE YOU. BITCH.

IF YOUR CHILD IS STILL POTTY TRAINING AND ALREADY IN DAY CARE THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING BAD MOTHER AND YOUR KID WILL NEVER LIKE YOU.  BITCH.  Success Kid

girlfriend drools over naked jon snow on game of thrones doesn't matter had sex

girlfriend drools over naked jon snow on game of thrones doesn't matter had sex  Success Kid

Ugly date with a douchebag Still looking beautiful and being smart

Ugly date with a douchebag Still looking beautiful and being smart  Success Kid

Gets a partner in class not jeremy

Gets a partner in class not jeremy  Success Kid

DIDN'T LEARN FOR ANY EXAM GOT 90% CORRECT IN TOTAL

DIDN'T LEARN FOR ANY EXAM GOT 90% CORRECT IN TOTAL  Success Kid

I scratched a lottery ticket And won $1,000,000 bucks!

I scratched a lottery ticket And won $1,000,000 bucks!  Success Kid

JUST GOT 5TH PRESTIGE!!! SUCK IT NOOBS!!!

JUST GOT 5TH PRESTIGE!!! SUCK IT NOOBS!!!  Success Kid

Decide to strike up conversation with old man sitting all by himself at the bar At the end of the night, "By the way I'm the owner , all your drinks tonight are on the house"

Decide to strike up conversation with old man sitting all by himself at the bar At the end of the night,

Ask girl for number She gave me her address

Ask girl for number  She gave me her address
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