Success Kid

just walked through yard no dog shit on shoes

just walked through yard no dog shit on shoes  Success Kid

cashier says "enjoy your meal" didn't say "you too"

cashier says

Threw cellphone into hot water Still operating

Threw cellphone into hot water Still operating  Success Kid

Stopped hiccuping By holding my breath

Stopped hiccuping By holding my breath  Success Kid

fap, poop diaper change

fap, poop diaper change  Success Kid

Got some real right poon last night Bitch was like seven

Got some real right poon last night Bitch was like seven  Success Kid

get to pick recess game calvinball

get to pick recess game calvinball  Success Kid

work day finished i'm going to swagfest!

work day finished i'm going to swagfest!  Success Kid

Fell and smashed head on a wall Didn't get a goose egg

Fell and smashed head on a wall Didn't get a goose egg  Success Kid

Goes to Bathroom during Colbert Commercial break "WELCOME BACK NATION!"

Goes to Bathroom during Colbert Commercial break
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