Success Kid

walked through walmart didn't see someone I kinda knew to have awkward small talk

walked through walmart didn't see someone I kinda knew to have awkward small talk  Success Kid

cut off by douche in traffic today see him getting ticket five minutes later

cut off by douche in traffic today see him getting ticket five minutes later  Success Kid

Killed a spider for my wife Got a blowjob as a reward

Killed a spider for my wife Got a blowjob as a reward  Success Kid

Forgot change for the parking meter Parking meter i drive up to has more than enough time left from the last car

Forgot change for the parking meter Parking meter i drive up to has more than enough time left from the last car  Success Kid

29 No kids

29 No kids  Success Kid

interviewer says he googled my name didn't find anything

interviewer says he googled my name didn't find anything  Success Kid

anal happened

anal happened  Success Kid

went to pizza hut one day before release of crazy cheese crust pizza still sold it to me

went to pizza hut one day before release of crazy cheese crust pizza still sold it to me  Success Kid

Sold something on craigslist Didn't get lowballed or raped

Sold something on craigslist Didn't get lowballed or raped  Success Kid

boyfriend sends a link from reddit finally see something before him

boyfriend sends a link from reddit finally see something before him   Success Kid
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