Success Kid

3 inches of rain last night Basement not flooded

3 inches of rain last night Basement not flooded  Success Kid

Accidentally left car window rolled down and left with friend to carpool to work. Didn't end up coming home because of severe weather. Came home next day and there was no water in the car

Accidentally left car window rolled down and left with friend to carpool to work. Didn't end up coming home because of severe weather. Came home next day and there was no water in the car  Success Kid

Pee split into two streams Both landed in the toilet

Pee split into two streams Both landed in the toilet  Success Kid

Girl doesn't want to go any further so he backs up and apologizes Then he goes and hits on a girl who is actually going to put out.

Girl doesn't want to go any further so he backs up and apologizes Then he goes and hits on a girl who is actually going to put out.  Success Kid

Jesus Love Me! Say it, or I'll wup ur ass

Jesus Love Me! Say it, or I'll wup ur ass  Success Kid

Remember have to work at eleven tomorrow after browsing internet stoned and three stiff drinks in check clock, only 12:09

Remember have to work at eleven tomorrow after browsing internet stoned and three stiff drinks in check clock,
only 12:09  Success Kid

In the lead whilst playing Mario Kart Got a Red Shell

In the lead whilst playing Mario Kart  Got a Red Shell  Success Kid

mom always yelled at me for hours, for playing to much Tetris as a kid but now whenever i go to the grocery store i can fit all my items perfectly together in one bag

mom always yelled at me for hours, for playing to much Tetris as a kid but now whenever i go to the grocery store i can fit all my items perfectly together in one bag  Success Kid

Turn on Top 40 radio Daft punk

Turn on Top 40 radio Daft punk  Success Kid

Push-UP challenge: Day 5 I can move my arms again

Push-UP challenge: Day 5 I can move my arms again  Success Kid
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