Success Kid

told girl upfront that i wanted a relationship she felt the same way

told girl upfront that i wanted a relationship she felt the same way   Success Kid

Lost weight can see penis while standing again

Lost weight can see penis while standing  again  Success Kid

about to friend-request hot girl from the party she beat me to it

about to friend-request hot girl from the party she beat me to it  Success Kid

Works at Taco bell Off on free taco day

Works at Taco bell Off on free taco day  Success Kid

Went to the bathroom before a car trip Actually Had to go

Went to the bathroom before a car trip Actually Had to go  Success Kid

left flash drive in pocket and washed it in the laundry still works

left flash drive in pocket and washed it in the laundry still works  Success Kid

sent on business trip same week wife on period

sent on business trip same week wife on period  Success Kid

HAD TO WORK ON BLACK FRIDAY POOPED BEFORE I LEFT THE HOUSE

HAD TO WORK ON BLACK FRIDAY POOPED BEFORE I LEFT THE HOUSE  Success Kid

Out with car for 15 minutes Got a better parking spot in the same lot

Out with car for 15 minutes Got a better parking spot in the same lot  Success Kid

jokingly text girl "bitch, come make me a sandwhich" "i'll be over in 10"

jokingly text girl
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