Success Kid

Walk into public bathroom empty

Walk into public bathroom empty  Success Kid

had mexican dinner didn't shit brains out

had mexican dinner didn't shit brains out  Success Kid

Responded to /r/askscience post Got replied to with "This is the precise explanation for this phenomenon."

Responded to /r/askscience post Got replied to with

Bought chips from vending machine in 3rd world country Not the least bit stale

Bought chips from vending machine in 3rd world country Not the least bit stale  Success Kid

Forgot to wear green on st. patty's day didn't get pinched

Forgot to wear green on st. patty's day didn't get pinched  Success Kid

Typed question into google didn't need to click any links to get an answer

Typed question into google didn't need to click any links to get an answer  Success Kid

Lives in NYC and rides the subway Swipes metrocard and it works on the first try

Lives in NYC and rides the subway Swipes metrocard and it works on the first try  Success Kid

Hot new co-worker sees picture of son and remarks 'he's soooo cute' Follows up with "He looks just like you"

Hot new co-worker sees picture of son and remarks 'he's soooo cute' Follows up with

Been friendzoned since freshmen year by my first love It's our junior year and i slept with her last night

Been friendzoned since freshmen year by my first love It's our junior year and i slept with her last night  Success Kid

Chopped carrots Doesn't have to go to the hospital.

Chopped carrots Doesn't have to go to the hospital.  Success Kid
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