Success Kid

Goes to India Doesn't get raped, set on fire, or killed.

Goes to India Doesn't get raped, set on fire, or killed.  Success Kid

christmas eve survived apocalypse, no golden eagle sightings, gifts can be easily opened, and everyone is still looking at my hand

christmas eve survived apocalypse, no golden eagle sightings, gifts can be easily opened, and everyone is still looking at my hand  Success Kid

Cancer-free for one year First birthday today

Cancer-free for one year First birthday today  Success Kid

gf dumps him, texts repeatedly for months that he's lonely and wants to get back together works

gf dumps him, texts repeatedly for months that he's lonely and wants to get back together works  Success Kid

Is 15 minutes late for class So is teacher

Is 15 minutes late for class So is teacher  Success Kid

Today is my cake day Beer, Pizza, and Super Bowl to celebrate

Today is my cake day Beer, Pizza, and Super Bowl to celebrate  Success Kid

Mom spots me ripping the bong out the window Brings sandwiches even though you said you were not hungry

Mom spots me ripping the bong out the window Brings sandwiches even though you said you were not hungry  Success Kid

asked a woman i just met if she was pregnant She said yes

asked a woman i just met if she was pregnant She said yes  Success Kid

Mentioned I was from boston to a girl while overseas. She didn't mention marathon bombings

Mentioned I was from boston to a girl while overseas. She didn't mention marathon bombings  Success Kid

Accidentally turned off alarm thinking I hit snooze Still woke up on time

Accidentally turned off alarm thinking I hit snooze  Still woke up on time  Success Kid
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