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Took Shrooms Haven't smoked a cigarette in a month

Took Shrooms Haven't smoked a cigarette in a month  Success Kid

Had to go to work sick lone security officer, got to bring blanket

Had to go to work sick lone security officer, got to bring blanket  Success Kid

took a shit everything flushed

took a shit everything flushed  Success Kid

Had girl over to not so clean apartment She cooked, washed dishes and vacuumed

Had girl over to not so clean apartment She cooked, washed dishes and vacuumed  Success Kid

Confess years of cheating and lying about it media is preoccupied with Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend.

Confess years of cheating and lying about it media is preoccupied with Manti Te'o's imaginary girlfriend.   Success Kid

girl I'm talking to has never been to Reddit or 4chan tells me my sense of humor is cute

girl I'm talking to has never been to Reddit or 4chan tells me my sense of humor is cute  Success Kid

So broke that I might not eat today Boss buys lunch

So broke that I might not eat today Boss buys lunch  Success Kid

Chose 5 day shipping at check-out Shipped from an hour away, next day delivery.

Chose 5 day shipping at check-out Shipped from an hour away, next day delivery.  Success Kid

Told guy at body shop I was having a kid Didn't have to pay the deductible

Told guy at body shop I was having a kid Didn't have to pay the deductible  Success Kid

Get a reply from a girl on Match Find out she's on reddit!

Get a reply from a girl on Match Find out she's on reddit!  Success Kid
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