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Backpacking for a week in August Shark Week Starts the day i get home

Backpacking for a week in August Shark Week Starts the day i get home  Success Kid

Went skinny dipping with some cute girls. Knew to flex my thigh to get rid of boners.

Went skinny dipping with some cute girls. Knew to flex my thigh to get rid of boners.  Success Kid

Turn on shower Don't have to adjust temperature

Turn on shower Don't have to adjust temperature  Success Kid

forgot to set alarm still woke up at the right time

forgot to set alarm still woke up at the right time  Success Kid

HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AT WORK NO ONE ELSE IS IN THE BATHROOM

HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AT WORK NO ONE ELSE IS IN THE BATHROOM  Success Kid

Went to bed and /r/Atheism was being called a bully by Christians. Wake up and we are the Shiite.

Went to bed and /r/Atheism was being called a bully by Christians.   Wake up and we are the Shiite.   Success Kid

Broken egg shell in my omelet got it out on first try without burning myself

Broken egg shell in my omelet  got it out on first try without burning myself  Success Kid

Too lazy to update iphone Maps still work

Too lazy to update iphone Maps still work  Success Kid

i just ate sand and pooped in my pants

i just ate sand and pooped in my pants  Success Kid

Dreamed that I was peeing didn't piss the bed

Dreamed that I was peeing didn't piss the bed  Success Kid
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