Success Kid

Had a dream where I killed predator

Had a dream where I killed predator  Success Kid

Stay up late at night Still awesome content to keep me occupied

Stay up late at night Still awesome content to keep me occupied  Success Kid

Got sent home from work early Surprised at home with first car

Got sent home from work early Surprised at home with first car  Success Kid

Was sent to catholic elementary school Became an atheist by second grade and as a joke would pray to the "cow god"

Was sent to catholic elementary school Became an atheist by second grade and as a joke would pray to the

Slept With my Girlfriend Didn't Snore

Slept With my Girlfriend Didn't Snore  Success Kid

Slept for 23 hrs straight slept and woke up 1 hr back in time

Slept for 23 hrs straight slept and woke up 1 hr back in time  Success Kid

Jerks off 15+ Times A Week Immune to Prostate Cancer

Jerks off 15+ Times A Week Immune to Prostate Cancer  Success Kid

paused live tv remembered to catch up during comercials

paused live tv remembered to catch up during comercials  Success Kid

Opened up a credit card freshman year of college Paid my bills on time every month to build my credit

Opened up a credit card freshman year of college Paid my bills on time every month to build my credit  Success Kid

Got mentioned on SIU secret admirers Gettin' laid tonight

Got mentioned on SIU secret admirers Gettin' laid tonight  Success Kid
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