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Was going to make a joke last night that my girlfriend would have found insulting. DIDn't

Was going to make a joke last night that my girlfriend would have found insulting. DIDn't  Success Kid

got to work late boss got there even later

got to work late boss got there 
even later  Success Kid

Slept through first class of the day professor had cancelled it that morning

Slept through first class of the day professor had cancelled it that morning   Success Kid

Is in a server with Zombietracker21 Doesn't get banned

Is in a server with Zombietracker21 Doesn't get banned  Success Kid

Drained pasta Didn't splash boiling water on myself

Drained pasta Didn't splash boiling water on myself  Success Kid

Pooped and peed at the same time stopped pooping before i stopped peeing and nobody could hear I was pooping

Pooped and peed at the same time stopped pooping before i stopped peeing and nobody could hear I was pooping  Success Kid

Say hi to hot girl in front of me at security She sits down next to me on my flight

Say hi to hot girl in front of me at security She sits down next to me on my flight  Success Kid

Decided to wait 20 more minutes before leaving a pary my two girl-friends ended up making out

Decided to wait 20 more minutes before leaving a pary my two girl-friends ended up making out  Success Kid

Gets wife addicted to reddit She sees the blowjob posts and gives me blowjob when I get home

Gets wife addicted to reddit She sees the blowjob posts and gives me blowjob when I get home  Success Kid

BACK OFF HATERS I LOVE THE SCRIPT

BACK OFF HATERS I LOVE THE SCRIPT  Success Kid
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