Success Kid

helped put her bags in her car no ring or car seat

helped put her bags in her car no ring or car seat  Success Kid

Girlfriend finds unknown underwear Doesn't accuse of cheating

Girlfriend finds unknown underwear Doesn't accuse of cheating  Success Kid

Used a public restroom didn't have to touch a single knob or door handle

Used a public restroom didn't have to touch a single knob or door handle  Success Kid

ex-girlfriend has a new boyfriend he's ugly

ex-girlfriend has a new boyfriend he's ugly  Success Kid

Made tv dinner didn't throw away directions while cooking

Made tv dinner didn't throw away directions while cooking  Success Kid

dropped my toast landed butter side up

dropped my toast landed butter side up  Success Kid

Pukes in Boss's New Cadillac Friday Night Still Employed!

Pukes in Boss's New Cadillac Friday Night Still Employed!  Success Kid

Called the teacher a bitch multiple times to her face Still got an 80%

Called the teacher a bitch multiple times to her face Still got an 80%  Success Kid

WORRIES THAT CNN HEADLINE MEANS AMAZON.COM IS IN TROUBLE ("FEARS FOR AMAZONS FUTURE") Clicks on story, REALIZES IT'S THE AMAZON RIVER

WORRIES THAT CNN HEADLINE MEANS AMAZON.COM IS IN TROUBLE (

walk into dhall peanut butter pie day.

walk into dhall peanut butter pie day.  Success Kid
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