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got shit faced last night Didn't lose my cell phone

got shit faced last night Didn't lose my cell phone  Success Kid

Go to buy something from craigslist. didn't get raped or murdered.

Go to buy something from craigslist. didn't get raped or murdered.  Success Kid

put my soda in the freezer to cool down faster remembered to take it out

put my soda in the freezer to cool down faster remembered to take it out  Success Kid

Tracks Phyzz_au for his E7 diamond sword Successfully kills him

Tracks Phyzz_au for his E7 diamond sword Successfully kills him  Success Kid

Opens Excalibur tin Pulls Rescue Rabbit

Opens Excalibur tin Pulls Rescue Rabbit  Success Kid

went to get my physical Doctor didn't touch my balls

went to get my physical  Doctor didn't touch my balls  Success Kid

Turned on computer Internet worked

Turned on computer Internet worked   Success Kid

not sure which number to text won the $1000 prize anyway

not sure which number to text won the $1000 prize anyway  Success Kid

Take a crap in public restroom Air freshener provided

Take a crap in public restroom Air freshener provided   Success Kid

knocked down stuck skittles in vending machine Walked away with two packs

knocked down stuck skittles in vending machine Walked away with two packs  Success Kid
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