Success Kid

Pulled earbuds out of pocket weren't tangled

Pulled earbuds out of pocket weren't tangled  Success Kid

Only white guy at an all black party was referred to as "that cool white guy who can dance"

Only white guy at an all black party was referred to as

Got blackout drunk Didn't wake up hung over

Got blackout drunk Didn't wake up hung over  Success Kid

Back in the day: 19-yo; Build Retarded 90's 'Shark' Resume to impress potential employer Now co-COO of Company that hired me off of said resume

Back in the day: 19-yo; Build Retarded 90's 'Shark' Resume to impress potential employer Now co-COO of Company that hired me off of said resume  Success Kid

Left homework at home Teacher didn't collect it

Left homework at home Teacher didn't collect it  Success Kid

After 3 days with a stomach virus Pooped actual poop

After 3 days with a stomach virus  Pooped actual poop  Success Kid

Went into a Strip club for the first time Got a job

Went into a Strip club for the first time Got a job  Success Kid

Still haven't seen kevin ware's leg

 Still haven't seen kevin ware's leg  Success Kid

Chugged my drink too fast in the car and spilled some on my shirt started raining when i walked out so no one even knew

Chugged my drink too fast in the car and spilled some on my shirt started raining when i walked out so no one even knew  Success Kid

Girlfriend has a cold I can fart without getting yelled at

Girlfriend has a cold I can fart without getting yelled at  Success Kid
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