Success Kid

Hot glue gunned 20 paper hats Didn't burn myself

Hot glue gunned 20 paper hats Didn't burn myself  Success Kid

asked for a large drink at mcdonald's employee gave it to me for free

asked for a large drink at mcdonald's employee gave it to me for free  Success Kid

Frantically cleaning house, date will be here any minute He calls: he's running late, too

Frantically cleaning house, 
date will be here any minute He calls:
he's running late, too  Success Kid

Using AdBlock Plus Still got silly moose

Using AdBlock Plus Still got silly moose  Success Kid

40 degrees outside

 40 degrees outside  Success Kid

Girlfriend told me I don't brush long enough. The dentist tells her she brushes too long and has three cavities.

Girlfriend told me I don't brush long enough. The dentist tells her she brushes too long and has three cavities.  Success Kid

Daylight Savings? the time on my car radio is right again

Daylight Savings? the time on my car radio is right again  Success Kid

Took frozen pizza out of package all of the cheese is still on it

Took frozen pizza out of package all of the cheese is still on it  Success Kid

North Korea masters of procrastination

North Korea masters of procrastination  Success Kid

told my ex i wanted to stop having sex crush called randomly asking to cuddle that night

told my ex i wanted to stop having sex crush called randomly asking to cuddle that night  Success Kid
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