Success Kid

Met GF's dad last night Raved to rest of the family about me

Met GF's dad last night Raved to rest of the family about me  Success Kid

Bitfloor shut down trading had all my funds in btc

Bitfloor shut down trading had all my funds in btc  Success Kid

Took girl out to nice restaurant She didn't get the most expensive thing on the menu

Took girl out to nice restaurant She didn't get the most expensive thing on the menu  Success Kid

got back to car 30 minutes after my ticket expired inspector was too busy writing a ticket for the car next to mine

got back to car 30 minutes after my ticket expired inspector was too busy writing a ticket for the car next to mine  Success Kid

Folded laundry correctly drunk

Folded laundry correctly drunk  Success Kid

three squares of TP left one wipe to clean bum

three squares of TP left one wipe to clean bum  Success Kid

Got rear-ended in a hit-and-run on the Interstate. flipped and totalled my truck. Other guys license plate was found stuck on my truck.

Got rear-ended in a hit-and-run on the Interstate. flipped and totalled my truck. Other guys license plate was found stuck on my truck.  Success Kid

Got nosebleed woke up before it ran out of my nose

Got nosebleed woke up before it ran out of my nose  Success Kid

Said "fuck this diet" drank beer and ate wings for dinner lost two pounds

Said

Public bathroom stall No piss on seat

Public bathroom stall No piss on seat  Success Kid
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