Success Kid

Didn't set clocks back for daylight savings Clocks now showing the right time

Didn't set clocks back for daylight savings Clocks now showing the right time  Success Kid

saw a broad at fuzzy's she was italian

saw a broad at fuzzy's she was italian  Success Kid

Woke up with chewing gum in my mouth It still has flavor

Woke up with chewing gum in my mouth It still has flavor  Success Kid

wears shirt that is slightly too short boxers same color as pants

wears shirt that is slightly too short boxers same color as pants  Success Kid

Makes big bowl of cereal doesn't spill out when pouring the milk

Makes big bowl of cereal doesn't spill out when pouring the milk  Success Kid

Finishes cereal Simultaneously finishes milk

Finishes cereal Simultaneously finishes milk  Success Kid

Girlfriend calls wanting to talk, Hears the video game noise through the phone says "call me when you're through with that match, love you"

Girlfriend calls wanting to talk, Hears the video game noise through the phone 
says

Forget to bring pencil to class Find one on the ground

Forget to bring pencil to class Find one on the ground  Success Kid

Got a gold star. Fuck yeah!

Got a gold star. Fuck yeah!  Success Kid

posted to reddit while excessively drunk upvotes

posted to reddit while excessively drunk upvotes  Success Kid
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