Success Kid

Went through airport security Didn't get groped

Went through airport security Didn't get groped  Success Kid

Got a girl's number and she said it's not her "thing to text first" She texted first

Got a girl's number and she said it's not her

Made the front page of /r/politics with a conservative post.

Made the front page of /r/politics with a conservative post.  Success Kid

Expect to spend the entire weekend doing yard and housework Wife instead wants to spend it catching up on arrested development

Expect to spend the entire weekend doing yard and housework Wife instead wants to spend it catching up on arrested development  Success Kid

Watching Star Trek: Enterprise on netflix Perfectly skipped the theme song without hearing a single note

Watching Star Trek: Enterprise on netflix Perfectly skipped the theme song without hearing a single note  Success Kid

Rush into bathroom and not realise your almost out of paper Clean first wipe

Rush into bathroom and not realise your almost out of paper Clean first wipe  Success Kid

Took a big dump Lost 2 pounds

Took a big dump Lost 2 pounds  Success Kid

Had a religion debate with my Christian uncle at a family get-together Was ready with quotes from Dawkins and Hitchens

Had a religion debate with my Christian uncle at a family get-together  Was ready with quotes from Dawkins and Hitchens   Success Kid

bored and home alone while everyone is at school Found Bill nye's IAMA

bored and home alone while everyone is at school Found Bill nye's IAMA  Success Kid

Forgot to set alarm clock light coming in through window wakes me up 1 minute before alarm would have.

Forgot to set alarm clock light coming in through window wakes me up 1 minute before alarm would have.  Success Kid
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