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Tried to get my infant son to open his mouth to eat sweet potatoes Kept mine shut

Tried to get my infant son to open his mouth to eat sweet potatoes Kept mine shut  Success Kid

Need to use the microwave at work Last person left it open with the exact time I need

Need to use the microwave at work Last person left it open with the exact time I need  Success Kid

Got wasted while watching t.v. Re-runs will seem like brand new episodes

Got wasted while watching t.v. Re-runs will seem like brand new episodes  Success Kid

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it  Success Kid

Found out my Cakeday Happens on Bob Marley's birthday

Found out my Cakeday Happens on Bob Marley's birthday  Success Kid

if you use the wrong meme or make a spelling mistake on reddit your gonna have a bad time

if you use the wrong meme or make a spelling mistake on reddit your gonna have a bad time  Success Kid

Asteroid whizzes past Earth Still here to tweet about it

Asteroid whizzes past Earth Still here to tweet about it  Success Kid

Ordered pizza for pregnant wife half covered in toppings I hate Pizza Guy didn't spill any onto my half

Ordered pizza for pregnant wife half covered in toppings I hate Pizza Guy didn't spill any onto my half  Success Kid

b.s. story about girlfriend wants sex non-stop

b.s. story about girlfriend wants sex non-stop  Success Kid

In italy nobody browses reddit always have funny stuff to post on facebook

In italy nobody browses reddit always have funny stuff to post on facebook  Success Kid
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